{"product_id":"f-ck-f-ck-goose","title":"F*ck F*ck Goose Card Game","description":"\u003cp\u003eFlip cards, spell F-U-C-K, and race to grab the Goose in this fast-paced little troublemaker of a game! Includes a custom-sculpted Goose, because apparently your game night needed a bird worth fighting over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAges 16+ · 2–6 players · 15–20 minutes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to play\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlip your cards. Take turns turning cards face-up and say “F*ck” as you go. Classy? No. Part of the game? Absolutely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot it? Grab it! When F-U-C-K appears, race to grab the Goose. Watch out for the D—it’s a decoy, and it knows what it did.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWin the cards. The grabber collects all face-up cards. When the second Cock-a-Doodle-Doo appears, the player with the most cards wins!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy we like it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat custom Goose. A sculpted Goose worth fighting over—and you absolutely will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoves to travel. Small box, big trouble. Toss it in your bag for trips, bars, and holidays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to learn, hard to stay polite. Spell it, grab the Goose, and enjoy fifteen minutes of pure chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho to gift it to? Your favorite game-night instigator, the friend with an impressively questionable vocabulary, or anyone who could use a Goose-shaped reminder not to take life too seriously. It’s also a white elephant favorite—because nothing says “I thought of you” like competitive bird-grabbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s inside the box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 custom-sculpted Goose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e56 Letter Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 Wild Hare Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Cock-a-Doodle-Doo Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso known as FF Goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. Not intended for children under 3 years.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hall Party Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68807480115313,"sku":"HALLPARTYGAMES-1003","price":29.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/image-cache-v2_37e24881-e498-4ddc-8cd4-7579fa839c64.jpg?v=1794691376","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/en-ca\/products\/f-ck-f-ck-goose","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}