{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-card-gift-set","title":"Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas - Card Gift Set","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCONTENTS:  \n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature kraft envelopes \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCARDS INCLUDE: \n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFa–la–fucking–la \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e‘Tis the damn season. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpoiler alert: he dies. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSave water, drink cocoa. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe sees you when you’re drinking . . . \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing for you, whore! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta doesn’t believe in you either. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerry Christmas to my favorite ho. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBite me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHowever, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44188279505009,"sku":"BADBETTY-MINI12-SARCASTIC","price":26.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/mellow-monkey-sarcastic-christmas-card-set.jpg?v=1787428648","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/en-ca\/products\/mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-card-gift-set","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}