{"product_id":"christmas-goose-garden-statue","title":"Christmas Goose - Garden Statue","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet your new garden's most opinionated resident. This Christmas Goose stands 8.25\" tall and doesn't appreciate being mistaken for poultry at dinner time. Hand-painted resin construction means it's tough enough to handle rain, snow, and the occasional judgmental glare from actual geese. Perfect for garden beds, walkways, or anywhere you need a conversation starter with personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy buy it? Because lawn gnomes are overrated, and this festive fowl brings genuine character—plus it won't judge your gardening skills (even if your actual plants do).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight: 8.25\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Hand-painted resin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuitable for: Indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeather-resistant: Yes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Spoontiques","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67589499388017,"sku":"SPOONTIQUES-15095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/mellow-monkey-christmas-goose-statue.png?v=1790705021","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/products\/christmas-goose-garden-statue","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}