{"product_id":"funny-birthday-snail-joy-card","title":"Snail Joy - Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are now at the point life where your back goes out more than you do. Enjoy!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis snail is hauling a pink present and a lifetime of questionable posture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe’s festive, he’s fragile, and he’s here to remind you that aging is a backhanded gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for people who laugh through the aches, embrace snail-paced social lives, and want a birthday card that says “I see you” and “I feel your lumbar.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), folded for maximum spinal drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own slow-moving sentiment or orthopedic advice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a clear eco-sleeve, because sustainability should never be rushed .\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Blue Spark Card Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44209224941681,"sku":"BLUESPARK-MSBD.SNAILJOY","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/mellow-monkey-snail-birthday-card.jpg?v=1787501477","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/products\/funny-birthday-snail-joy-card","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}