{"product_id":"mellow-monkey-man-2026-limited-edition-all-season-holiday-ornament","title":"Mellow Monkey Man 2026 Limited Edition Holiday Ornament - Benefit Item","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2026 Limited Edition Mellow Monkey Man Ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnother year. Another ornament. Still no proper pants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoward is back, this time wearing what some call, a “drug rug,” his predictably short shorts, and… work boots? Oh, Lord. Apparently the dress code was “bonfire at 7, construction site at 8.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThankfully, his questionable fashion choices serve a very good purpose: just as in previous years, \u003cstrong\u003e100% of ornament sale proceeds will benefit Stratford’s local Fuel Bank, helping low-income individuals and families pay their home heating and utility bills.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA 2D, double-sided acrylic tribute to the Connecticut shopkeeper nobody asked to have dangling from their Christmas tree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a clear acrylic border because this outfit needed absolutely no further embellishment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang him on your tree, wreath, or mistletoe. Let your guests quietly reassess their relationship with you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect Secret Santa gift for that coworker who thought last year’s gift was inappropriate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuy one for the person who shops at Mellow Monkey constantly. Howard is apparently coming home with them now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThose boots suggest he’s ready to work. Those shorts suggest HR should be notified.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited edition. There are only so many of these the public should be expected to tolerate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeasures 3½\" x 1\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-sided with red hanger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHelp keep a neighbor warm. Clearly, Howard has chosen to fend for himself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs this is a benefit item, this item is final sale and not eligible for any discounts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mellow Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67888656154737,"sku":"MM-MELLOWMONKEYMAN-ORNAMENT-2026","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/F7A4F2DF-C41A-4AD3-8D29-57C0EB6A5488.png?v=1793209858","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/products\/mellow-monkey-man-2026-limited-edition-all-season-holiday-ornament","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}