{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-dirty-flirty-christmas-card-gift-set","title":"Mini 12 Days of Dirty \u0026 Flirty Christmas - Card Gift Set","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a naughty twist to the holiday season with our Mini 12 Days of Dirty \u0026amp; Flirty Christmas Card Gift Set.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePacked with 12 hilariously risqué mini cards, it's the perfect gift for your partner, a Secret Santa exchange, or anyone who enjoys their holiday cheer with a wink and a little less innocence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCONTENTS: \n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature kraft envelopes \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox CARDS INCLUDE:  \n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTits the Season \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're nice . . . I'll be naughty. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI like you how I like my Christmas tree . . . erect.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe only package I want is yours. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet me jump on your North Pole. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet’s make like the little drummer boy and bang. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlide in my chimney. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJingle my bells for a white Christmas.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen I think about you, I touch my elf.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll I want for Christmas is dat ass. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLick it. Lick it good. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone’s excited for Christmas!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHowever, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44188274163825,"sku":"BADBETTY-MINI12-DIRTY","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/7305\/files\/mellow-monkey-dirty-flirty-christmas-cards_3c6ee52f-860d-431c-a745-564a8ac06bf5.jpg?v=1787427315","url":"https:\/\/mellowmonkey.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-dirty-flirty-christmas-card-gift-set","provider":"Mellow Monkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}