




Product Features
- Parental Advisory: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. They are not intended for children. Do not be surprised if there's a few crayons that are actually OFFENSIVE. Because they will be!
- Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons.
- Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course).
- Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
- 24 Assorted Color
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
- MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
- Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10