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Offensive Crayons - Box of 24

Offensive Crayons - Box of 24

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Product Features
  • Parental Advisory: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. They are not intended for children.  Do not be surprised if there's a few crayons that are actually OFFENSIVE.  Because they will be!
  • Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons.
  • Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course).
  • Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
  • 24 Assorted Color
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
  • MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
  • Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10