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Mellow Monkey presents · The consequences of waiting
Oops! You waited too long.
It’s over. No, we can’t make an exception for you.
This is your opportunity to leverage consequence to tackle your procrastination issues.
The sale ended at 11:00 a.m. Eastern on Sunday, September 27, 2026. The deadline was, regrettably, an actual deadline.
Enough weather. Come shopping.
We’re OPEN. Today. Sunday. 11–5.
The sale is over. Your Sunday doesn’t have to be. Turn off the weather coverage, put on pants, and come see us.
Sunday, September 27: 11:00 a.m.–5:00 p.m.
Mellow Monkey · 360 Sniffens Lane · Stratford, CT
You still have excellent options.
1. Come on in.
Gifts, home décor, cards, candles, jewelry and plenty of things you didn’t know you needed until approximately three seconds after seeing them.
Open today, 11:00 a.m.–5:00 p.m. The weather has had enough attention. It’s our turn.
Find the fun store2. Keep shopping online.
The website still works. The expired promo code does not. We understand this may be a difficult distinction to accept.
Browse from the couch and choose shipping or store pickup at checkout.
Browse what’s new“But I had it in my cart.”
And we had a deadline. Look at us both having things.
The House Arrest Sale has ended, and we won’t be extending it or making exceptions. Consider this a small, retail-based opportunity for personal growth.