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Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

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Product Features
  • For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
  • But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections.
  • The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover.
  • It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. The bouquet that is - filled with multiple dicks.  Literally, a bouquet of dicks!
  • Reasons why you might by this:
    • To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
    • To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
    • To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at every family occasion.
    • Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
    • Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
  • What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
  • Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)