Enjoy This Day, But Remember: No Drinking Or Fornicating - Birthday Greeting Card

Product Features

• Say happy birthday with some sass!
• This greeting card features 100lb heavyweight paper and is printed in Madison, WI with a size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches.
• It's totally blank inside, so you can let your unique personality shine through!
• Let your loved one know you care about what they do on their birthday (as if it we're any of your business!)