BenGay Owl - Funny Birthday Card

Product Features

• You smell like wisdom and BenGay. Anyway, Happy birthday.
• This owl didn’t ask to be wise, celebrated, or surrounded by streamers.
• He just showed up smelling like BenGay and dread.
• Perfect for customers who love dry humor, hate birthday fuss, and want a card that says “I care” with a side of “I’m judging you.”
• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), folded for maximum birthday ambivalence.
• Blank inside for your own cryptic message or unsolicited life advice.
• Packaged in a clear eco-sleeve, because even owls deserve boundaries.
• Made in the USA.