Snail Joy - Funny Birthday Card

Product Features

• You are now at the point life where your back goes out more than you do. Enjoy!
• This snail is hauling a pink present and a lifetime of questionable posture.
• He’s festive, he’s fragile, and he’s here to remind you that aging is a backhanded gift.
• Perfect for people who laugh through the aches, embrace snail-paced social lives, and want a birthday card that says “I see you” and “I feel your lumbar.”
• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), folded for maximum spinal drama.
• Blank inside for your own slow-moving sentiment or orthopedic advice.
• Packaged in a clear eco-sleeve, because sustainability should never be rushed .
• Made in the USA.