• Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Dating - Get Yourself a Stallion - Mellow Monkey
  • Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Dating - Get Yourself a Stallion - Mellow Monkey
  • Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Dating - Get Yourself a Stallion - Mellow Monkey
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Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Dating - Get Yourself a Stallion

Funny Swedish Dishcloth for Dating - Get Yourself a Stallion

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Product Features
  • Wise words to ponder as you search for Mr. Right. Honey, don't settle for a jackass. The corral is full of horses and you deserve the finest of the herd.
  • Every dishcloth is artist-designed, durable, and reusable — mixing hilarious sayings with vintage sass.
  • Made from a natural blend of cellulose and cotton, these eco-friendly dishcloths are naturally antibacterial, ultra-absorbent, and completely compostable.
  • Absorbs up to 20x its weight — perfect for dishes, counters & spills
  • So unique - designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
  • Funny, vintage-inspired sayings
  • Machine washable and dishwasher-safe
  • Ideal gift for cooks, hostesses, and anyone who loves to laugh. Each dishcloth is packaged with a fun retro information card on the back!