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Hilarious Vintage Swedish Dishcloth - Didn't Want Children

Hilarious Vintage Swedish Dishcloth - Didn't Want Children

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Product Features
  • Savage. You didn't see that one coming, did ya? We all know there isn't an exit strategy for parenting. Here is a "kitchen reminder" to help your loved lil' stinkers be grateful for the good choices you continue to make. 

 

  • Every dishcloth is artist-designed, durable, and reusable — mixing hilarious sayings with vintage sass.
  • Made from a natural blend of cellulose and cotton, these eco-friendly dishcloths are naturally antibacterial, ultra-absorbent, and completely compostable.
  • Absorbs up to 20x its weight — perfect for dishes, counters & spills
  • So unique - designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante
  • Funny, vintage-inspired sayings
  • Machine washable and dishwasher-safe
  • Ideal gift for cooks, hostesses, and anyone who loves to laugh. Each dishcloth is packaged with a fun retro information card on the back!