Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas - Card Gift Set

Product Features

• Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude?
• This Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list.
• CONTENTS:  
  • 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide
  • 12 miniature kraft envelopes 
• CARDS INCLUDE: 
  • Fa–la–fucking–la 
  • ‘Tis the damn season. 
  • Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. 
  • A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. 
  • Spoiler alert: he dies. 
  • It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. 
  • Save water, drink cocoa. 
  • He sees you when you’re drinking . . . 
  • Nothing for you, whore! 
  • Santa doesn’t believe in you either. 
  • Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. 
  • Bite me.
• Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail.
• However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!