F*ck F*ck Goose Card Game

Product Features

Flip cards, spell F-U-C-K, and race to grab the Goose in this fast-paced little troublemaker of a game! Includes a custom-sculpted Goose, because apparently your game night needed a bird worth fighting over.

Ages 16+ · 2–6 players · 15–20 minutes

How to play

• Flip your cards. Take turns turning cards face-up and say “F*ck” as you go. Classy? No. Part of the game? Absolutely.
• Spot it? Grab it! When F-U-C-K appears, race to grab the Goose. Watch out for the D—it’s a decoy, and it knows what it did.
• Win the cards. The grabber collects all face-up cards. When the second Cock-a-Doodle-Doo appears, the player with the most cards wins!

Why we like it

• That custom Goose. A sculpted Goose worth fighting over—and you absolutely will.
• Loves to travel. Small box, big trouble. Toss it in your bag for trips, bars, and holidays.
• Easy to learn, hard to stay polite. Spell it, grab the Goose, and enjoy fifteen minutes of pure chaos.

Who to gift it to? Your favorite game-night instigator, the friend with an impressively questionable vocabulary, or anyone who could use a Goose-shaped reminder not to take life too seriously. It’s also a white elephant favorite—because nothing says “I thought of you” like competitive bird-grabbing.

What’s inside the box

• 1 custom-sculpted Goose
• 56 Letter Cards
• 3 Wild Hare Cards
• 1 Cock-a-Doodle-Doo Card
• Instructions

Also known as FF Goose.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. Not intended for children under 3 years.