Cat Vibes - Funny Birthday Card

Product Features

• Birthday vibes: cortisol and compression socks.
• This cat did not ask for a party, a spotlight, or compression socks.
• He’s serving birthday realness: cortisol, constriction, and a side of contempt.
• Perfect for customers who hate being the center of attention, love their pets more than people, and know that aging is just a slow-motion prank.
• A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), folded for maximum feline disapproval.
• Blank inside for your own birthday lament or cryptic meow.
• Packaged in a clear eco-sleeve, because transparency is the only gift we want.
• Made in the USA.