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How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob: Paperback; 128 pages / English

How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob: Paperback; 128 pages / English

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A wildly over-the-top parody self-help guide for men with “Oversized Male Genitalia” (OMG)—a fictional genetic birth defect that supposedly grows the penis to absurd proportions. With a message of tolerance and hope, this deadpan satire pokes fun at self-help books while serving up mock support for a made-up predicament.

Inside, you’ll find:
• Unzipping: coming out to friends and family
• Sharing Your Pain: sexual intercourse with a huge penis
• Big Blessings: unexpected advantages
• Fake advice, affirmations, meditations, mock therapy, and much more

A funny conversation starter for fans of irreverent comedy, novelty books, and deadpan satire. Gift it for a bachelor party, white-elephant exchange, or stocking stuffer—or leave it on the coffee table for guests who enjoy a little absurdity. Give the gift of emotional support for a totally fictional oversized problem.