Product Features
- This 5" x 7" card is beautifully printed on thick, 100% recycled card stock—because Mother Earth deserves better than your usual mass-produced nonsense.
- White envelope included, naturally.
- Perfect for that friend who's aging like fine wine (or vinegar, depending on the year).
- Use it to roast someone's birthday with style, celebrate a milestone with maximum sass, or simply remind them they're still kicking.
- All greeting cards are printed on-demand and ship straight from our printer, so your message arrives fresh and ready to make them laugh, cringe, or both. Eco-friendly paper means you can feel smug about your environmental choices while being delightfully rude.