Mellow Monkey Man 2026 Limited Edition Holiday Ornament - Benefit Item

2026 Limited Edition Mellow Monkey Man Ornament

Another year. Another ornament. Still no proper pants.

Howard is back, this time wearing what some call, a “drug rug,” his predictably short shorts, and… work boots? Oh, Lord. Apparently the dress code was “bonfire at 7, construction site at 8.”

Thankfully, his questionable fashion choices serve a very good purpose: just as in previous years, 100% of ornament sale proceeds will benefit Stratford’s local Fuel Bank, helping low-income individuals and families pay their home heating and utility bills.

• A 2D, double-sided acrylic tribute to the Connecticut shopkeeper nobody asked to have dangling from their Christmas tree.

• Features a clear acrylic border because this outfit needed absolutely no further embellishment.

• Hang him on your tree, wreath, or mistletoe. Let your guests quietly reassess their relationship with you.

• The perfect Secret Santa gift for that coworker who thought last year’s gift was inappropriate.

• Buy one for the person who shops at Mellow Monkey constantly. Howard is apparently coming home with them now.

• Those boots suggest he’s ready to work. Those shorts suggest HR should be notified.

• Limited edition. There are only so many of these the public should be expected to tolerate.

• Measures 3½" x 1".

• Double-sided with red hanger.

Help keep a neighbor warm. Clearly, Howard has chosen to fend for himself.

As this is a benefit item, this item is final sale and not eligible for any discounts.