Old School Matchbox - The Lost Release
Old School Matchbox - The Lost Release
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Old School Matchbooks: The Lost Release
16 different style (EACH SOLD SEPARATELY) matchbooks from Whiskey River Soap's new matchbox release: Hated It Donuts, Room Temperature Shrimp, Kill-A-Dream Foundation, Wine Joint, Oh God It’s Another IPA, Septic Sammy’s Speakeasy, A Place for MeeMaw, Swamp Thing Toothpaste, Ted Bundy for County Treasurer, International Secret Family Society, The Institute of Self Loathing, National Embarrassment, It’s The Thought That Counts, Look Ma! No Hands, Uncle Podcast, Boomer’s Café.
LIGHT ’EM UP.
Yeah, matches are USEFUL. And not just for lighting candles. Place them in your attic to ward off ghosts! Chuck them in your bag and set fires on the go. Fucking perfect for the unemployed! Guaranteed dolphin-safe by Ol’ Uncle Jimbo. WARNING: never perch matchboxes precariously on the edge of a baby’s crib. Made in Japan.
Matches are useful! For candles, bathroom odors, blunts, doomsday, unpaid electrical bills, Amish technology. Each box measures 2-1/4-in x 1-5/8-in and contains approximately 16-18 wooden matches.