Old School Matchbox - WTF

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LIGHT ’EM THE FUCK UP.

Yeah, matches are fucking USEFUL. And not just for lighting candles. Place them in your attic to ward off ghosts! Chuck them in your bag and set fires on the go. Fucking perfect for the unemployed! Guaranteed dolphin-safe by Ol’ Uncle Jimbo. WARNING: never perch matchboxes precariously on the edge of a baby’s crib.  Made in Japan.

Matches are useful!  For candles, bathroom odors, blunts, doomsday, unpaid electrical bills, Amish technology.  Each box measures 2-1/4-in x 1-5/8-in and contains approximately 16-18 wooden matches.