Package Arrived - Humorous and Inappropriate Pop-Up Surprise Greeting Card

Product Features

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! SERIOUSLY!

• For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
• But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of a reliable erection.
• The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “your package has arrived” on the front cover.
• It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. 
• Size queens may be a bit disappointed though. This schlong only measures in at about 4.5 inches in length.
• Reasons why you might by this:
  • To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
  • To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
  • To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at evey family occasion.
  • Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
  • Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
• What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
• “Your Package Has Arrived” on front cover