Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar by Elan Gale: Calendar; 640 pages / English

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A little less “live, laugh, love,” a little more “let’s just get through Tuesday.” Producer and internet wit Elan Gale serves up an unapologetically snarky collection of anti-affirmations for cynics, realists, and anyone who finds toxic positivity exhausting. Expect cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful “inspirations” that poke fun at traditional feel-good messages—because sometimes sarcasm is self-care.

Features:
• Page size: 4.606 x 4.606 inches
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Blank page backs for notes or shopping lists
• Day/date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Daily sarcastic messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations

A witty gift for the friend who greets motivational quotes with an eye roll, the coworker who appreciates a little desk-side humor, or anyone who could use a daily reminder that they’re not required to “find the silver lining.”